Tuesday 8 May 2012

So after 54 games...

... It's come down to this. The Chapalar Football Blog End Of Season Awards. There are  20 awards to be voted on, so here we go!

First of all, our esteem judging panel: Joshua Chapman, Matthew Carrington, Ben Hall, Chris Wood, James Murtagh, James Leahy, Jordan Robinson, Marcus Hall, Conor Searle, Nathan Maclean & Jonny Brown.



CHAPALAR FOOTBALL BLOG BRADFORD CITY PLAYER OF THE YEAR
Luke Oliver
Nahki Wells
James Hanson
Kyel Reid
Jon McLaughlin


FAN OF THE YEAR
Nick Kitchen
Matthew Carrington
Chris Wood
Steve Gorringe
Kenny Morse


THE BLOG OF THE YEAR (DECIDED BY FIVE BLOGS WITH MOST VIEWS)
Bradford City 1-0 Torquay United
Bradford City 2-2 Bristol Rovers
Morecambe 1-1 Bradford City
Port Vale 3-2 Bradford City
Fans Eye View - Cheltenham Town


MATCH OF THE YEAR
Northampton Town 1-3 Bradford City
Bradford City 2-2 Gillingham
Dogbotherer's 2-2 Bradford City (Bradford City win 4-3 on Penalties)
Bradford City 4-2 Barnet
L***s United 3-2 Bradford City


COACH TRIP OF THE YEAR
Cheltenham Town
Shrewsbury Town
Aldershot Town
Dagenham & Redbridge
Bristol Rovers
Hereford United


GOAL OF THE SEASON
Nahki Wells v Northampton Town (A, 3rd Goal)
Nahki Wells v Northampton Town (A, 2nd Goal)
Nahki Wells v Rochdale (H)
Michael Flynn v Sheffield United (A)
Michael Flynn v L***s United (A)


GUY BRANSTON AWARD - BANTEROUS MOMENT OF THE SEASON
Swindon Town (H) - Will Atkinson is Lionel Messi
Shrewsbury Town (A) - Let's All Do The Branston!
Plymouth Argyle (A) - Ginge Crying
Bristol Rovers (A) - The Train Toilet Story
Crewe Alexandra (H) - Ben v Crewe's Keeper
Hereford United (A) - Nick Kitchen's Banterous Day Out


QUOTE OF THE SEASON
Nick Kitchen - "Slamming the Lamb!"
Matthew Carrington - "The beast has awoken! Hi Becky, want a Pringle?"
Jon McLaughlin - "You call Will Messi? That'll do for training!"
Ayesha Hussain - "Oi Flynn! You're shite!"
Steve Gorringe - "Ben, have your balls finally dropped?"


GINGE & BEN AWARD - CHANT OF THE SEASON
"He plays on the left, he plays on the right, that boy Will Atkinson makes Messi look shite!"
"How shit must you be! We're winning away!"
"We've got one fan bigger than your ground!"
"They're here, they're there, there every fucking where! Bastard Pigs! Bastard Pigs!"
"Viva Rob Kozluk, Viva Rob Kozluk! His bird is fit, just a shame he's shit! Viva Rob Kozluk!"


MOMENT TO REMEMBER OF THE SEASON
A Sailor, Mario, A Banana & A Hawaiian Tourist Walk Into a Bar - Cheltenham Away
Copper Bollocks & Kitchen's Rap Battle - Cheltenham Away
Let's All Do The Branston! - Shrewsbury Away
Breaking into Market Drayton Town's Ground - Shrewsbuy Away
Safe to say that me & Carribob won't drink for a while yet! - Plymouth Away
Nick Kitchen serenading Holly Barker - Hereford Away
The Carribob Pringle Incident - Crawley Away


FOOD OF THE SEASON
Fleetwood's Fish & Chips
Altrincham's Fish & Chips
Rotherham's Hot Dog
Morecambe's Pasta Pot
Hereford's Bovril


THE PLAYER WE'D RATHER FORGET AWARD
Will Atkinson
Jamie Devitt
Andy Haworth
Rob Kozluk
Charlie Taylor


COMPARISON OF THE YEAR
Matthew Carrington - Alan Carr
Becky Dawson - Guy Branston
Will Atkinson - Lionel Messi
Ben Hall & His Drum - Tinpot
Jonny Brown - Frankie Cocozza


LOVE AFFAIR OF THE YEAR
Josh Chapman & Jack Compton
James Leahy & Doughnuts
Josh Chapman & Ayesha Hussain
Ayesha Hussain & Nahki Wells
Ben Hall & Grace Hamilton
Jonny Stott & Vicky Denton
Nick Kitchen & Holly Barker


WIND UP OF THE YEAR
Guy Branston & Rob Kozluk v Adebayo Akinfenwa
Ben, Grace & the Train Toilets
Matthew Carrington & his Love of Trains
Will Atkinson is MESSI
Jaworskyj just winding up everyone


BEST NON CITY DAY OUT
Blackburn Rovers v Queens Park Rangers
Altrincham v Blyth Spartans
Morecambe v Sheffield Wednesday
Manchester City v FC Porto
Wigan Athletic v Chelsea


THE OPPOSITION PLAYER WE LOVE TO HATE
Pablo Mills - Crawley Town
Bilel Mohsni - Southend United
Lewis Montrose - Gillingham
Jamie Devitt - Accrington Stanley
Adebayo Akinfenwa - Northampton Town


WHAT A DUMP THIS PLACE IS - WORST AWAY GROUND
Edgar Street - Hereford United
Crown Ground - Accrington Stanley
Don Valley Stadium - Rotherham United
Kingsmeadow - AFC Wimbledon
London Borough of Barking & Dagenham Stadium - Dagenham & Redbridge


C&C&C ON TOUR AWARD - PHOTOGRAPH OF THE YEAR
The Lads - Cheltenham Town (A)
The Fame & Fortune - Paolo Di Canio Photos, Swindon Town (H)
All Smile for the Camera! - Hereford United (A)
All this way for this! - Ben, Ginge & Chapman, Crawley Town (A)
The Lads & Nahki Wells - Dag & Red, Aldershot & Crewe Away
Let's All Do The Branston! - Player of the Year Awards
Scream & Shout! - Dag & Red Away.


THE CHAPLAR BLOG AWARD IN RECOGNITION OF BEING A TOP LAD
Steve Gorringe
Chris Wood
Nick Kitchen

Matthew Carrington
Albert Pitts

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